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amortizing:

2000: ugly  
2001: ugly  
2002: ugly  
2003: ugly  
2004: ugly  
2005: ugly  
2006: ugly  
2007: ugly  
2008: ugly  
2009: ugly  
2010: ugly  
2011: ugly  
2012: ugly  
2013: ugly 
2014: still ugly  

when are we going to get to the plot twist. 2015 or nah?

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Sep 15
Aug 31

My Shiny Teeth and Me - Chip Skylark

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askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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Jul 29

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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Jul 13
savedbyjohngreen:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

Oh, all the feels!!!
Jun 26

savedbyjohngreen:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

Oh, all the feels!!!

lizlizlovely:

I think I’m so funny.
Jun 19

lizlizlovely:

I think I’m so funny.

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naliest:

Am I doing this right?
Jun 6

naliest:

Am I doing this right?

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May 31

kangarudy:

illbesamned:

drkarayua:

gurillafan:

toastedpopsicle:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr

GAY AVENGER

I did my undergrad thesis on Gay Avenger.

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"On Sunday, Ukrainians will go to the polls to vote for a new president…. The May 25 vote is not just a validator of their struggle for change and a harbinger of Ukraine’s future – plenty important enough — it is also a demarcation point between the global struggle for freedom and the forces of repression, of nations being able to choose their own future rather than have it imposed upon them."

- Under Secretary Richard Stengel on “The Ukrainian Evolution”. Read more hereFollow Under Secretary Stengel on Twitter @Stengel. (via statedept)

May 22
May 10

geniusofthehole:

How To Properly Pet Animals Part (1/2)

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